spacelovemelody:

current emotion: i need money

(Source: thesyntaxkid, via hungoverandhardup)

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

(via monsterpatrol)

While having a conversation about hockey with a man that came into the gas station today, I mentioned Sidney Crosby and he proceeds to tell me “sorry, I don’t watch girls volleyball”.

The Breakers!

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

(via imticklingyourbuttbecausei)

(Source: i-think-i-was-born-backwards, via nicklaslidstrom)

thisishockeytown:

1997, 1998, 2002, 2008

(via deke-it-like-datsyuk)

Cross bracelets :)

ebsandflow:

It looks so holy.

(Source: fullmetalstarterjacket, via vanbiesbrouck)

When my dog Chi-Chi says “smile”, you smile :)